Episodes

• Vol. 1 (Aug. – Dec. 2008)
• [1.1] The Guidance Counselor from Hell
• [1.2] Mrs. Thrailkill is a Chain Smoker
• [1.3] Byte Me
• [1.4] SuperMegaNet
• [1.4a] Tips for 2:00 A.M.
• [1.5] The Morning After
• [1.6] Red Bull Gives You Broken Wings
• [1.7] The Semantic Web

• Vol. 2 (Jan. – Dec. 2009)
• [2.1] Robbie
• [2.2] Simon Says I Think Too Much
• [2.3] I Can’t Believe He Said That
• [2.4] Buddy List Party
• [2.5] Your Friends Are Weird
• [2.6] Breakfast at My Place
• [2.7] Schoolyard Logic
• [2.8] Janspeak
• [2.9] Pet Monsters
• [2.10] Does Eva Really Like Me?
• [2.11] Waiting for Theo
• [2.12] Therapists Are Good at Saying Nothing
• [2.13] When Friends Attack
• [2.14] Digital House Guest
• [2.15] Reinstate Your Disbelief, Please
• [2.16] Carjam
• [2.17] Dinner with Mr. Nakayoshi
• [2.18] Wakefulness Can Be Enlightening
• [2.19] Unintentional
• [2.20] Making Girls Cry
• [2.21] Make-Believe Feelings
• [2.22] Beta’s Babes
• [2.23] Always On
• [2.24] New Eyes
• [2.25] Uninstall

• Vol. 3 (Jan. – Aug. 2010)
• [3.1] Imminent Gold
• [3.2] Going Dark
• [3.3] Of Cabaret Crackers and Hamster Eyes
• [3.4] A Way Out of the Darkness
• [3.5] doctor_cracker
• [3.6] The Smallest Cameras in the World
• [3.7] Perceptive Flux from a Plush Doll’s Perspective
• [3.7a] The Fucked Up Twinkie Episode
• [3.8] We Interrupt This Blog for a Special Announcement from Theo Smole
• [3.9] How to Ruin Your Mom’s Morning
• [3.10] The Allopathic Idiot
• [3.11] Pizza Box Reconciliation

• Vol. 4 (Jan. – Dec. 2011)
• [4.1] The Taqueria of Lost Souls
• [4.2] Sneaky Lip Maneuver
• [4.3] Chogurt
• [4.4] Frosted Netbook
• [4.5] In the Library, Everyone Can Hear You Scream
• [4.6] Parent-Counselor Meeting
• [4.7] Parental Politics
• [4.8] From the Passenger Seat of My Mom’s Lexus
• [4.9] The Only Real-World Example in Which Vangelis’ Mythodea is Totally Appropriate Background Music
• [4.10] Not-So-Great Expectations
• [4.11] The Day I Lost Respect for My Parents
• [4.12] SuperMegaApp
• [4.13] In the Closet
• [4.14] Regarding Theo’s Spunk
• [4.15] Riding Public Transit for Plush Dummies^®
• [4.16] Old Paperback Smell
• [4.17] Spunk-Related Illness
• [4.18] Theo Likes Me?
• [4.19] There’s a first time for everything…except this.
• [4.20] Kinder Chocolate

• Vol. 5 (Nov. 2012 – ?)
• [5.1] Grand Theft Cell Phone
• [5.2] The Nakayoshi Factor
• [5.3] Bedroom Apocalypse
• [5.4] The Appening
• [5.5] Puppet Wang
• [5.6] No Copies Allowed