Ernie: As humans, we laud our own superiority as the dominant species on the planet, we point out how civilized we are, how much more advanced we are than the animals and insects. But in matters of war we revert to the basic level of bacteria. Stronger defeats weaker, style over substance, beauty before wisdom. Why is that?
Theo: Simple. Rock beats scissors.
Ernie (scowling): Have you no philosophical depth at all??
—SuperMegaNet, unborn episode